Not bad I suppose

I always pass this place on my way to Bare Assets. This place is right off HWY19 south. It's a smaller club and more like a dive bar. When you walk in, the register is awkwardly positioned to the right. You kind of have to do a 180 to pay. It was a $9 entry fee and they gave me a ticket for a free shot of fireball. I dont drink so I asked the bartender if I could just trade it for one of the cups with their logo on it as a souvenir and she obliged. I ended up ordering a water which set me back $4. I dont know other drink prices but a guy next to me ordered a modelo and a corona for him and his friend and that was $13 total for the two.

Like I said it's a bit of a dive bar. The bar is directly to your right and there is seating for about 6 or 7 people. There are a few little tables with chairs scattered across the room. The stage is decently sized. As far as the girls on stage, this place is a bit weird. Some girls get topless, others only flash their chests. Some wear pasties, some dont. The stage is directly to your left as you walk in. It has it's own seating area and the DJ booth is there too. It's a really colorful stage with alot of lighting and kinda nice. There were about 5 cubans and 3 white dancers on this night. Most of them average looking. Not a ton of overly done plastic. I saw one that really caught my eye and I immediately did stage time with her. She was a cuban with huge natural tits and spoke decent english. Gigantic natural tits are my kryptonite so I was excited... only to see she was wearing pasties. She asked for a dance and I declined because of it. The VIP prices here are $100 for 15mins in a small room, $180 for 30 mins in a larger room that comes with 2 free drinks, and $280 for 30 mins in a REALLY large room with a TV and a free bottle. You can also do single songs but 3 different dancers quoted me 3 different prices so I dont know which is the truth. I ended up leaving after a while because there was no one else there that I was really interested in.

As an aside, this was my 2nd time visiting this club. The first time was during the afternoon and I found a really nice spinner who only pushed for the $100/15min room and then $100 for "una mamada a pelo y tragar" (lil spanish lesson for ya there) and it was well worth it.