Vanity After Dark
412 Broadway San Francisco, CA 94133

Good overall, beat my low SF expectations

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May 23, 2026, 7:26 PM
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Visited: Wednesday Evening

I decided to hit up vanity after dark as the last of a trio of venues on a work trip to SF. I had reasonably low expectations given how crappy crazy horse was, and centerfolds was good but felt like I got lucky with a frisky fun cutie out of a bunch of otherwise unmemorable gals.

 

Vanity I stroll up and it’s gated off and no one is outside to let me thru the roped off entrance… eventually I have to holler to get someone’s attention to let me in. Cover was similar to other places ($20-30ish) - it was a couple weeks ago so I can’t remember perfectly.

 

They say first floor is closed and walk up the stairs to second floor. I’m getting the feeling this will be a bust but I make my way upstairs.

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Good overall, beat my low SF expectations