Fun night, expensive (that’s Vegas)

Went to Crazy Horse 3 in Las Vegas on Saturday night for my buddy’s bachelor party. The club hooked us up with free transportation and picked us up in a van, which was cool.

Right when we walked in they had girls lined up waiting and each one just grabbed onto one of us and started chatting. We didn’t even get a second to talk to each other as a group. If you wanted them to back off you had to kind of shake them loose. I’m pretty new to strip clubs so I don’t know if that’s normal everywhere but it felt pretty aggressive.

My girl was a really pretty young Latina from Cuba. She didn’t speak much English but I know enough Spanish that we could talk and we had a good time. She was pretty flat chested, which isn’t my usual thing, but she was beautiful, super nice, and smelled great so it was hard to say no.

We went for a private dance and since I didn’t bring cash I had to use my card. Ended up being $195 for three songs. It was topless and she let me suck on her nipples and touch pretty much everything, we even made out a bit (probably not a good idea in hindsight to make out with a stripper). She even said she wanted to fuck me but I didn’t totally catch it at the time. I probably would’ve if I had the cash and it wasn’t so expensive, but oh well.

After that I didn’t feel like blowing hundreds more on a few lap dances. The guys brought some cigars to the table and lighting those up helped slow down the nonstop strippers coming over. Later another girl from Florida sat in my lap and talked for a bit. She had kind of a redneck accent but she was nice. I didn’t tip her though.