Deans Gold
2355 NE 163rd St North Miami Beach, FL 33160

This club is different

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starlordMIA
May 20, 2026, 5:04 AM
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Visited: Saturday Evening

This club is definitely different than others in Miami. The difference is that it was pretty dead on a Saturday night after 11pm. I've been here before on a Friday night around the same time and it was dead then as well. It makes no sense. It's in a great location in Miami. It's nice, clean, kind of outdated but not run down. The girls were all beautiful. I just don't get it.

 

I walk into a large lobby area. There are about 5 bouncers standing around. One behind the desk who told me no cover. It's 11pm on a Saturday and no cover! Wow! I dropped him a tip though. You walk in and take a right. There is a bar on the left. Straight ahead are all the tables and chairs and large stage. There were maybe 10 customers in the place. Tons of girls just sitting in groups near the lap dance area that is roped off. I sat at a table and one of the waitresses who was also hot, came up to me and I ordered a drink. She said it's $50 minimum so I ordered two drinks. Quick service. Watched the dancers on stage who barely danced around the poles. There was one that did some tricks. No girls approached me. I moved over to the bar near the entrance. I was there for a long time and saw numerous girls come through and go straight to the other girls to just chit chat. In most clubs in South Florida, the girls constantly come up to you asking for dances. It was not like that here. If I made eye contact with a girl, they would come up to me. So you definitely have to go up to them here.

 

A tall, leggy blonde with new boobs came from backstage and I waved her over. We talked for a while then went to the roped off lap dance area in the pack. There was no one in there. I actually asked her if it got busy later in the night and she said no not really. The club closes at 6am I believe. Lap dances were $20 each. She gave some amazing dances and lots of good grinding. I asked about VIP and she said it was $200 for the room for 30 minutes and then $400-$600 for her but she said it's negotiable. She didn't say what I would get for that price.

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