Men's Club of Houston
3303 Sage Rd Houston, TX 77056

Not a happy camper

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Eham44
May 13, 2026, 3:08 AM
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Visited: Wednesday Evening

Visiting Houston for a couple of days and decided to hit up the men’s club here in Houston. I’ve never been to this establishment so I didn’t know what to expect. As I walked in after paying the entrance fee, there were a few girls just sitting, scrolling on their phone to the left and the stage to the right. There was a girl dancing, but wasn’t my type, so I kept it moving to find a good spot to sit ( not too close to the stage but not too far back)

 

Got settled in and ordered a drink from the waitress. As I sat and watched the stage of the girl dancing ( that wasn’t my type again, took three rotations for something I liked to come up) and looking around at all the girls of the place,none of them approached me… I waited 15 minutes for a girl to make eye contact with me at a minimum, or even come up to me, but none did. Felt like the girls were stuck up and didn’t want to even approach to see if I wanted to at minimum talk, or even see if we could get a private dance, which I wanted and was looking forward to. As I continued to scan the room constantly for girls that really did it for me where I would go and approach, none existed so I went ahead and left. The music was generic pop/ rock and more into hip hop / rap music, and the vibe just wasn’t right for me.

 

From the high ratings this place gets, I was severely disappointed, and wasted my time and money. Don’t plan on coming back here when I’m back in Houston.

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