Heaven and Hell are only 3/4...

Heaven and Hell are only 3/4 of a mile apart in the city of Providence. On May 1, I went from the hell of Cheaters to the heaven of Desire. I sat down at the stage and was immediately approached by a gorgeous blonde with a perfect body. I was so excited, I didn't even get her name, but she has a newt (yes, a newt) tattooed on her left breast. They have a 15 minute private dance here for $100., and you're nuts if you don't get one. The club is modern and comfortable, but not very big; the music was so mellow I can't even remember hearing it, and the lunch buffet was fresh, tasty and best of all, free! I have been staying away from the titty bars lately becase they just aren't that much fun anymore, but I have determined to visit Desire at least once a week.