Bimbo Heaven
Was on vacation with the family and ubered over here out of boredom after reading TUSCL. Arrived around 5:00 and entered. No cover which was great. Stepped in the club. Nicer than I expected with a large stage in the middle and a large bar toward the north end. A thin blonde waitress came over to me and I gave her 7 bucks for my water and sat down to observe my surroundings. A sandy blonde with giant bolt ons and a giant fake ass was on stage dancing for what seemed like 10 minutes. Nobody was tipping her, but she was naked and casually gyrating, perhaps advertising the VIP. Immediately, a thin latin spinner ran up to me and sat in my lap, she exposed her tiny boobs and asked me if I liked natural, then gave me the hard sell for the vip. I declined because I just got there and was immediately approached again by a black haired Cuban with moderate fake boobs and a nice fake ass. She also wanted to get me into the vip and was looking pretty good, but I declined because I wasn’t ready yet. There was a hot blonde bimbo in a pink outfit with a giant ass that was standing by the bar I wanted, but she didn’t approach me. Ended up going with black haired Cuban and paid her 150 for the 3 song vip. We went a little longer than expected and she wanted more money, so I ended up giving her 180 total, which was fine with me, even if I got a little fleeced. Ubered back after an hour and left happy. This place is no nonsense and to the point. Should have spent more time here and not rushed. Wonderful fun club!
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