Playhouse Lounge
​1205 US Route 130 N Burlington, NJ 08016

My third review of this club...

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bigtipper
May 1, 2007, 12:00 AM
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My third review of this club (I seem to be in the area about once a year) finds it worse than ever. This time I just didn't get it. There was an immense selection of girls - all bad (OK, 1 or 2 exceptions at most). I hate to be a harsh judge, but this is a business! I don't see why anyone wants to come here, unless they absolutely must be in the area and have nothing else to do to kill time or to update old TUSCL reviews to help out their fellow man (I guess that describes me on this trip). I stayed for maybe 30 minutes of torture, thankfully joking about it with the guy on the next bar stool. We agreed that we do not come to strip clubs to watch ladies that remind us of our older aunts, out-of-shape middle aged housewives, etc, stripping and offering private dances. Best irony - girls you did not want to tip were totally offended. Even if the legendary liberal standards here are somewhat restrained now as some reviews attest, there is a lot of money to be made, and management needs to get some higher quality ladies working, plain and simple.

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