Decent coffee with a view

I stopped by this place around 3pm on a Thursday after reading about the “coffee shop strip club” concept online. It was my first time at a spot like this, so I was curious but only had a short window and wasn’t planning to stay long unless something (and someone) really caught my eye at a fair price.

The location is in a typical strip mall with plenty of parking right out front. The outside is pretty low-key — nondescript signage and double doors that open straight into the “coffee bar.” No big flashy entrance or anything.

Inside, it’s one big open room with roughly 50 tables. When I arrived there were about 8 customers and 5 girls working. They all act as quasi-waitresses, wearing skimpy bikinis or lingerie (a couple in G-strings), but no one was topless on the floor. One of the girls immediately told me to sit wherever I wanted, so I grabbed a seat against the wall where I could see the whole room.

The girls were a good mix of ethnicities and body types. Most were solid 5s or 6s, but there was one Asian dancer who was easily a 9 or 10 — she stood out. Most seemed to be hanging out with their regulars, with only one or two floating around “serving.” A girl brought me a cold tea right away (apparently that’s standard). When I asked about ordering coffee, she didn’t seem shocked but it definitely didn’t feel like the most common request either. She brought me an iced coffee anyway — $9, which I paid since I didn’t want to get stuck there longer than planned. Important note: this place is cash only.

While I was sipping my drink, a dancer sitting with another customer nearby leaned over and asked if I wanted a dance. She barely introduced herself first. I asked the price and she said $60 for topless and $80 for nude. Dances are apparently in a separate area off the main floor. She wasn’t particularly my type and didn’t really sell it, so I politely passed. No one else approached me after that.