High mileage

Porthole Pub

Pompano Beach, FL

I'll never feel comfortable calling anything else a dive. Basics: easy parking, plenty of other businesses in the complex and upstanding citizens going about their business. No cover, no ID check, but they did have…

Booby Trap

Pompano Beach, FL

Basics: Parking fee (the $2 lot is not in the back, it's way off the side; otherwise $5); tip jar next to the do-nothing girl at the front desk; bathroom troll. No ID check. Soft…

AJ's Gentleman's Club

Portland, OR

Layoff not much changed from old Dream On Saloon. In early afternoon, maybe 10 to 12 dancers, equal number of customers. Some custies playing video poker, a few at the bar, others chatting with girls…

This joint is right downtown over the highway a block from the T-Mobile arena. There's a little bar right next door where you can pregame. I popped in at about 430 in the afternoon on…

The place has been described by myself and others so I won't get into that. Came in on a Monday afternoon for a specific reason. Wanted to know if the "cameras" in the private VIP…

Club is near downtown, easy to get to and easy to spot, with its old school "totally nude" sign. No alcohol in the club. $20 cover gets you a free non alcoholic drink.…

I stop by Temptations on a regular basis when I have so free time in downtown Kansas City. The place is on Grand Blvd just South of the T-Mobile center. As you come up to…