First time at Mickey’s

It was the end of the work week and I wanted to try this place out after hearing mixed reviews to have my own conclusion. I am hoping not to disappoint the TUSCL Board of Approvals and be as informative to the public on my findings during my visit.

Location - It is located in Cumberland, not your typical industrial area of Providence. There are plenty of parking spaces near the building and the club is in a shady building. I seen three cars parked (first red flag).

At first glance, I thought of running back to my car and retreating. But curiosity got the best of me so I continued to the entrance. Guy waved me in since there were not much patrons at the hour. The place was kind of dark so my eyes needed adjusting; went to the rest room and splashed my face. Came out and grabbed seat to the main bar. I was approached by a young waitress and ordered myself a ginger ale for $7; gave her a $10 so she can leave me alone. There weren’t many entertainers around 5:30p; I counted three dancers (second red flag). They were all on the heavier side; a latina, black and white. The white milf was decent enough for me to try out a lap dance which was $20 per song. Small area and plenty of contact in the dance booth but I was more into petite girls and this was not exciting me. So I called quit after two songs. She tried to seduced me to do a vip room for more fun; a quote for $200 but I politely declined. I struck around for another hour to see if any hotter girls would showed up but to no avail. I ordered one more soda before hitting the road to Boardroom Cabaret for redemption.