A dive bar dressed in high class clothing (with a few nice girls to distract you)

This place has an identity crisis, but it's an interesting one. It wants you to believe it's a high class establishment with how they furnish it. It's a wide open room, with one long stage that runs about halfway into the building and then, a very small stage with an aerobic hoop on it that 99% of the girls either don't want to use or (more likely) don't know how to use. It's all glitzy and if you teleported here without knowing its locale, you'd think you landed in a Vegas club. The bar is actually kind of small for how large the building is, but they have waitresses and servers taking care of people on the floor. The bar is crowded a LOT though, and can get in the way of stage-watchers if it's bad enough.

The chairs are cozy and make for a comfortable night, though sometimes the dances can be a little cramped if the girl is more active. The girls themselves run the gamut. Many fit the typical mold of "skinny girl with tattoos" whereas a few have their own aesthetics. There was a traditional goth girl (name escapes me, their DJ isn't very good) who was fantastic on the pole and had a nice change of pace.

But for every girl who could perform, there were others who had no real understanding of their job. One girl talked and sang to herself on stage and did it so slowly it felt like I was in a time warp. Another was so small and flat that it felt wrong to look at her. I do remember a girl named Cookie being a total smokeshow, but I was at the bar during her stage time and can't remember her skill level.