Moochie's (was Blondies)
6113 Forest Blvd Washington Park, IL 62204

One Beer One Cuban and No fun

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Jonnycocks
Mar 30, 2026, 11:38 PM
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Visited: Friday Morning

It was my first time at Moochie's. I arrived fairly early. When I pulled in they were grilling some meat outside the entrance. I walked in and it took a minute to adjust to the light change. I walked right past the guy at the front and to the bar. They called me back over and after a pat down I got a beer for 5 dollars. The bar is set up like a normal bar in front and if you walk around there are tables to sit with the girls and one stage I could see. There are no booths for dances but there is long couches to the right as you walk in the back which is were I imagine the private dances are. I saw one black girl and one Cuban girl. As I was looking to immediately start talking to one of them I chose to sit with the cuban girl. It was made readily apparent that she spoke no English. We talked with an interpreter app for a couple minutes about how she has to make lots of money to send back home. She stood up and gave me a very lazy little dance and showed me her tits. I gave her 5 dollars and then we just sat there while I finished my beer. Since I felt zero vibe from her and the other girl was talking g on her phone I dropped my bottle off at the bar and left. Was hoping for a more interesting experience.

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