Sweaty Stripper Blues

Arrived here on a Wednesday afternoon at around 1PM. Cover was $10 and a Fiji water was $8. Did a quick security pat down and went upstairs to the club area.

As I got upstairs, I looked around and man was it dead. There were around 8-9 dancers and most of them looked bored scrolling their phones. There were also 2 other patrons which I thought was just horrendous as I've never been to a club THIS dead in the afternoon before.

Anyway, I got my drink and sat down. Within 5-10 minutes, I was approached by two dancers, the first, Saturn, sat down to chat with me and within minutes her name was called onto stage. So I resorted to scrolling my phone to kill some time. Two minutes later, a second dancer, Vienna, came up to me and she immediately got handsy with me. She really knew how to upsell the VIP room as she kept on rubbing on my johnson. I joked that she was about to give me blue balls. She quoted full service for $200 and I declined. However, I opted for a 3 for $40 dance with Vienna. And, well, her dance was just average to slightly subpar and she was sweating quite a bit too. So, that resulted in me having stripper sweat on my clothes. I rode out the three songs and dipped out.