Columbia Strip
605 N Columbia Blvd Portland, OR 97217

Not worth stopping even if driving by

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Mar 21, 2026, 11:51 PM
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Visited: Saturday Afternoon

Visited mid-afternoon on a Saturday, not expecting a lot of energy. But it's very close to I-5 (which I was going to be on anyway), it seemed to be casual, and it had been open since 11 am, so maybe the girls would have shown up. Should not have bothered.

 

In parking lot I saw two girls sitting in a car getting high. Turns out, those were the dancers. Inside, a couple of guys making contributions to the state lottery, two others sitting at the bar with beers. Bartender was friendly and sold me a soft drink for a few bucks. (I didn't count my change.)

 

Nobody on the stage, so I sat at the bar checking email. Then the girls in the car came in. One was fat (and not just a little), the other looked OK. They chatted with the bartender for a while. I checked my junk mail thinking one would go to the stage.

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