Although my business takes me to...

Although my business takes me to Orlando a couple of times a year, I always stay 40 miles away in Cocoa Beach. You have the ocean, less congestion and some great strip clubs. Cheaters has become my favorite after years of sampling the local scene. I visited twice during late March at the height of the Spring Break season. I was not disappointed. Cheaters dancers range from 5 to 8's. And when you opt for the $20 VIP Room dances your mileage is definitely going to vary. It can be as tame as neighboring Orlando to experiences that can approach "Houston" quality. And you also stand a chance of finding an entertainer that offers take-out service. Best bet is to sit at the bar, enjoy the reasonably priced drinks and let the bevy of girls come to you.