Favorite Club in MIA

I love this place. I've visited many of the major Miami clubs over the past few years, and I've pretty much settled on this being my go-to spot. The vibes are laid back and the dancers are high mileage. I tend to prefer the afternoon environment over the evening. Never been here late at night, so I can't speak to that. Parking is free in the afternoon and the lot is large and well lit when it gets dark out.

This place has plenty of reviews and the layout hasn't changed in the past few years, so I won't focus too much on that. There are two bars - I've found that some dancers tend to stick to either one or the other, so if you see someone you like, you may need to go over to them/switch sides of the establishment to get their attention. Almost every time I walk into this place, within 30 seconds a stripper is aggressively groping my junk. This last time, a hot Cuban girl intercepted me walking in, grabbed my shorts and stuck her tongue in my ear - before I could even sit down or order a drink! Cheetah handshakes are a real thing.

The women are almost all attractive Latinas. A handful of white girls, 2-3 black girls, and dozens and dozens of Cubans and Venezuelans. I've not seen an Asian girl there in multiple visits (such a shame). There was a Vulture there my last visit who was a 2 or 3, kept making the rounds trying to get dances, but no one would take her up on it. Eventually I had to be pretty aggressive and asked her to leave me alone. Typical Miami club in that half the dancers speak very little to no English. That's generally not a problem and hand gestures go a long way - if you can speak a bit of Spanish, I find you get a lot more attention and authenticity from the dancer. The $10 table dances have to be among the best value offerings in the entire US. They are extremely high mileage, two-way full contact.