So So Time at Cheetah!
I had a one day layover in Miami after my Colombia trip so I decided to hit Cheetah. But after coming from the land of ever loving beauty, I knew not to expect too much. And as I thought, overall it was a little disappointing. It was early in the day so the place was sparse, not too many PL's lurking around, and most of the girls I saw were enhanced (which I hate). But I decided to just hang around and see what happens, so I headed to the bar furthest away from the entrance where unfortunately I encountered 2 rude bartenders. They acted like they never saw an AA before so after staring at me awkwardly I said "can I get a drink or are you gonna stare at me all day?"
After watching her make my drink slowly I took my change without tipping her dumbass of course, I found a nice seat and stared into space for awhile. Thankfully a girl snuck from behind and welcomed me back and I was relieved. A hot cuban girl with a NATURAL body (go figure in here) whom I've danced with before and made my day much better. We ended up having 10 HM dances on the main floor with some drinks in between even though she wanted to go to the ViP room. Not on this trip, but she was fun! Floor dances are still $10, the $25 VIP room is still the same, and the other rooms were so ridiculously priced I tuned her out and didn't care about the price.
Afterwards I looked around and saw about 15 girls, mostly latina of course of different shapes, but nothing else made me scream and shout! I was definitely missing my Colombian honeys that's for sure! I don't know about other drink prices as I don't drink beer so I can't speak on that.
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