Haven't been to the club in...

Haven't been to the club in a while, so decided to pay a visit. I was optimistic that all the recent reviews were wrong, but they aren't. Management keeps a close eye on what goes on in the VIP section, so no action there. I usually watch for the first row of the VIP section, but didn't see anything going on.

So, rather than waste my money on lame lap dances, I had a few nice cold drinks, watched a few dances, then moved on. Will the old Ricks ever come back? I sure hope so. But when?