The Geisha House
3157 E Washington Ave Madison, WI 53704

It is what it is

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redbruin
Feb 27, 2026, 5:00 AM
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Visited: Monday Evening

Reviews seem pretty limited on this place so figured I’d throw my two cents in for the PL community.

 

The Geisha House is as others have described it. This is a rub and tug place, possibly with more options depending on what you negotiate. It is located off of a small highway sorta near the airport if you are familiar with the area. There is plenty of parking and it’s fairly discreet, particularly if you go in the evening since other businesses nearby are mostly closed.

 

It looks like a little house. You ring a buzzer and get buzzed in where there are some armchairs in the front. A lady in the back told me to wait there and two girls came down. One was a blonde and the other seemed more like a Latina, but not 100% sure. Neither were super attractive and both were a little overweight, but this ain’t tiajuana haha.

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