Cheap, guaranteed fun

Came to PM based on an internet search indicating an interesting back rooms experience. Street parking was about a block walk. Road seemed a bit sketchy and I parked on a curve of the road, but there felt like a bit of safety on numbers with plenty of cars and plenty of people going in and out of their cars. Entrance was on a corner and as a first timer, was a bit confused by a random guy standing outside who I didn’t realize was the only person in a line to go in. Seemed upset that I tried to walk past him, but I didn’t know the setup, I fought he was just standing outside. Once inside ($10 cover I think, this was a couple weeks ago), I was surprised by how full it was for an early Sunday evening. First section was bodies galore. Mostly customers, but also quite a bit of dancers scattered, mostly Latina. None seemed particularly skinny, but most definitely plump in the butt. One wasted no time talking to me and guiding me to the bar where she helped shout my drink order. Apologies as I don’t remember all the exact prices, but it was all reasonable. Whisky and coke for a price that didn’t make me scoff. Once I had my drink, we went up a couple stairs and to a line of tall stools at the back wall. I didn’t quite realize we were in line until we all scooted a chair to the left. Found out all extras included in the room. Again, exact price I can’t remember but under $100 for everything I believe. In the room was surprisingly well lit and just a tall stool chair and nothing else. Clothes and my drink were left on the chair. I didn’t realize the reason for a tall chair until she leaned back on it with her legs up. Perfect height of a chair. I wasn’t super attracted to her and that didn’t make things go super smoothly, but hard to beat such a guaranteed setup and at a cheap price. Afterward, I spent some time finishing my drink at a stage. I was only tipping about $2 per song and yet it seemed I was the big tipper at the small stage between the upper and lower level. Ultimately, was in and out for barely over $100 for the experience I sought in about 30 minutes.