Seven Heaven

Cheetah Hallandale has earned its place as a staple of the area’s “strip club triangle,” especially for anyone willing to brave I‑95 heading north from Miami Beach. I’ve always considered it a solid 7 across the board, not bad, not great, just reliably consistent.

My most recent visit was on a late Sunday afternoon. Parking is never an issue thanks to the huge lot, and the main bar area sits right inside the entrance. If you don’t speak Spanish, meaningful conversation will be a challenge, but let’s be honest, that’s not the primary reason people come here.

The dancers know their role and keep things moving. Semi‑private lap dances run $20 each, and it’s surprisingly easy to burn through a couple hundred dollars before you realize it. Mileage is respectable, with hands generally free to roam into all areas. As expected, the VIP upsell follows, but even that area is only semi‑private—large chairs separated by dividers—so if you prefer discretion, the setup may not do much for you. Yes, extras are available, but the lack of privacy can be a mood‑killer if you’re not into being part of a live audience.