I made another afternoon visit on...

I made another afternoon visit on a recent Monday. The club was dead with about ten dancers and even fewer customers present. Cover was quoted at $6 and bottled beers ran $3. Sports were displayed on all televisions.

After grabbing a chair, the usual suspects appeared. Platinum regulars will recognize many of these hard selling hustlers. The typical, "Hi, what's your name? Wanna go have fun?", sales pitch. Hey girls, if you want business you gotta invest more than 15 seconds and demonstrate an interest level.

I swatted away numerous flies until a beautiful blond named Paige appeared (about 5'6", in shape, with implants). She took a seat and proceeded to chat it up with me for at least ten minutes before requesting the dance. Most girls ask $40 for one, $60 for 2 and $100 for 3 (does anyone else see a problem with that math?). Paige was a bit more negotiable though I won't print her prices as I don't want the usual suspects in this club to get pissed at her for (possibly) underselling them. I can't be certain she was underselling because I didn't take any of the others up on their dance offers.