Please skip this review if you're interested in the club details. Read it if you want info on the dancers.

Okay you fuckheads. I'm not going to waste time on the club layout or any of that other shit that y'all get your panties in a bunch about. This is going to be real, actionable information that you can use, not some bullshit about the square footage of the club or the thread count on the VIP curtain fabric.

Day shift dancers:

Vanessa - She's usually the first one who will greet you when you walk in. She's got big, fake tits, too bad about her face, though. She'll sit with you for a while and try to negotiate a VIP, even if you're not interested. Once, she had either perfume or scented body lotion that rubbed off all over my shirt, just from her trying to sell me a dance. Had to change it when I left. She'll keep coming by and lowering her prices. I'm going to admit that another time I took her up on her low-ball VIP offer, just because there was nobody else worth going back with. I'm not proud of this one, but she does deliver. She asked for the tip up front though, but it was a low amount.