Millstream Inn
5310 Dogwood Rd Baltimore, MD 21207

Disappointing First Visit (And Probably Last)

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randomnane1
Jan 29, 2026, 3:59 PM
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Visited: Tuesday Afternoon

Decided to visit the milstream inn for the first time and see what it was all about.

 

It was a weekday, late afternoon, so parking wasn’t an issue. There are a good amount of spaces, but this isn’t the sort of place that seems like it gets super busy, even on weekends. When you walk in, it’s a pretty straight forward set up. There’s a decent sized bar placed against the wall, a dancing cage across from the bar, and pretty nice seats further in the room. Overall, the vibe was pretty upscale, but didn’t have that pretentious feel to it. The nice environment ended up being the peak of my trip.

 

I quickly learned that this was a club for regulars. There weren’t too many girls working (which I expected from a weekday afternoon), so I waited and chilled for 30/45 minutes. However, a lot of time passed, so I switched my approach and try to small talk with some of the dancers that weren’t glued to someone’s arm. However, for each girl I approached I received mix of “I’m taken for the next hour” or “I’m waiting on someone already”. It didn’t seem like many girls were coming in any time soon, so I left with not even 1 dance. Not a great time, and I’m not sure if I’d go back.

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Disappointing First Visit (And Probably Last)