Didn’t live up to the hype

I had read so many positive reviews about this place I really wanted to try. I was in Jacksonville, headed to Orlando knowing that central FL is a strip club extras dead zone so this seemed to be a good option given my affinity for dive bars and loose women.

I arrived around 4 pm, no cover, ID check, or metal detector. Several small stages only one was being used. Neighborhood not as rough as some people portray. When I got off the highway there was a Range Rover dealer and the club wasn’t far. Dancers all Latina patrons mixed but skewed Latin. Some older white PLs at the bar wearing shorts/sweatpants so this was a good sign I thought.

Maybe a dozen or so dancers. 1-2 were passable. Like 5-6 maybe. Nothing better. I considered ditching and going to another Tampa club but decided to wait it out. My beer at the bar was 6 or 7 plus a tip. One of the two bartenders looked really good and I was about to ask if she did dances. Can they even do that here?