Blonde Angel Heaven at Dean’s Gold

I found myself in Miami for the holidays and got the itch to test out the Miami scene once again. For context, a few years back I lived in Miami for a few months while working remotely so I have been to some of the other popular spots like Gold Rush, Tootsies, Eleven, and some of the Pompano clubs.

I walked in on a Friday evening around 11:30PM to a $20 cover. When I first arrived, there were probably about 10 guys and 25-30 girls, with the majority of girls looking bored on their phones or sitting together in the back of the club in groups. I don’t know if others feel differently, but I find it extremely uncomfortable to walk into a strip club with that kind of ratio and seemingly every girl eyeing you trying to pounce. I went straight to the bar and ordered myself a corona to get acclimated to the room and let my eyes adjust to the dim lights of the club. If you like blondes like me, this place is your heaven. I would say probably 80% of the girls there were blonde, either Latina blonde or a surprising amount of Eastern European blonde. I stood at the bar sipping my corona and eyeing the 2 stages while a few girls came up to me. Let’s just say cut straight to the point here, with girls straight up opening with “hi baby, I want to go to the vip room with you and f-“. I got a few drinks with a few girls trying to find the right mix of hotness with a good vibe and finally found my blonde angel of the night, a Latina spinner that didn’t speak much English but luckily I knew enough to have a basic conversation and feel out the vibe. After a few drinks, we went to the vip room, $150 for the room and $400 tip to the girl for 30 minutes. She was worth every penny and I got the full gfe. Right now I have to say that Dean’s Gold is my #1 in the Miami area - the girls are not as transactional as I have found girls from Tootsies while maintaining a true strip club experience. 10/10 will return if I’m in the area again