Miss the old block

I remember when the block was more diverse. Tiffany's and norma jeans were always the ghetto clubs, but you could go into any other club on the block and have a decent time. I came here reminiscing about the old diamond lounge, but I was sorely mistaken. For starters, I arrived around 3pm and it's like Only 1 dancer, and I'm not into black girls, especially with the wigs, lashes, and ghettotude, but i figured wth, I'm already here, might as well get him wet. The bartender is overweight and just as ghetto, it took her a while to come to me seeing as how she waddles when she walks. Miller lights were $7. About an hour into my arrival more girls started to arrive. None were attractive, to me at least. All were about average height, but it was the wigs, lashes, bonnets that made it an easy decision for me to leave. I cut my losses at about $20 and decided to head to Haven Place.