Less than impressed..

I went to Busty Hearts on a Saturday night around 10 p.m., hoping for a fun late-night stop, but the experience ended up being more disappointing than enjoyable. One of the first things to know is that the club is BYOB, which can be a plus if you’re trying to save money, but in this case it didn’t really improve the overall vibe. The place itself felt run-down and poorly maintained, and there was a noticeable odor in the air that honestly reminded me of animals. The lighting was dim in a way that felt more gloomy than intimate, and it made the whole club seem tired rather than exciting. Music was loud, but the DJ didn’t do much to build energy or keep the crowd engaged, so the atmosphere stayed flat most of the night.

The layout of the club really hurt the experience as well. The stage is very small and can only comfortably hold two dancers at best, which made performances feel cramped and limited. There wasn’t enough space for the dancers to move freely, so routines came off stiff and awkward instead of entertaining. Seating around the stage is tight and uncomfortable, with chairs packed too close together and very little room to stretch out or relax. Instead of feeling like you’re in a lively club, it felt more like being squeezed into a poorly arranged corner of a bar. That lack of space made it hard to settle in and enjoy yourself.

When it came to the dancers, they weren’t what I expected at all. Most of them seemed inexperienced, with weak stage presence and very basic moves that didn’t hold my attention for long. There wasn’t much variety either, and personally I didn’t find many of them attractive or in good shape, which made the performances even less appealing. The staff was okay in the sense that no one was outright rude, but they weren’t especially friendly or welcoming either. Bartenders simply did their jobs without much interaction, and the overall service felt indifferent rather than hospitable. The crowd matched the mood of the place — quiet, low-energy, and not the kind of group that adds excitement to the night.