Redemption Via OTC

A business trip took me back to Minnesota 1.5 weeks ago. After my last two horrible visits here (see previous reviews), I swore I would never come back. Well, apparently I enjoy lying to myself, or the monger urges are just too strong to resist when in the middle of such a boring state like Minnesota, because closer to midnight on a Thursday I found myself thinking: "Third time's the charm!".

I'm going to skip the description of the interior, exterior, location, entrance, and club layout. They are entirely unchanged from my last two visits; if interested in these aspects, please reference my previous two reviews of this club where they are described in great detail. Cover is also unchanged with $15 at the door, plus the (upon entering) mandatory one non-alcoholic drink purchase, which will vary from $5-$9 depending on what you choose. Keep in mind, this is strictly a dry club; no alcohol is sold inside, and BYOB is not allowed, so make sure you have a few at the hotel like I did.

After grabbing my overpriced Red Bull and using the restroom, I took a few minutes to survey the club and to ultimately confirm that I was an idiot to come back; no surprise, based on what I was seeing, I was indeed an idiot. As noted in my previous reviews, this club definitely aims for “quantity over quality” when it comes to dancers, as there were approximately 40-50 on this night and not a single one was over a 6; still no Latinas or Asians, as all were once again white and AA. I had a few different dancers approach me to offer dances, all of whom I declined on the grounds that they ranged from “hideous” to “trailer park cute”. The prices I was quoted were in line with my previous visits: couch dances on the first floor for $20 per song, and “VIP” dances on the third floor for $150 per every 15 minutes. Topless grinds with minimal contact, little-to-no touching, no extras, and the occasional air dance are still the heavily-enforced norm here (even in VIP), so buyer beware.