Not What I Was Expecting

I was way out in Central Jersey recently and decided to check out the (in)famous DDs before I headed back home. It’s a nondescript building in a residential neighborhood just off the main drag in town. There’s a security guard (or something like that) outside who directed me to the door. Once inside it’s a fairly large venue. The 1st area has the reception, restrooms and dressing rooms. Then to the right is the main area with a big T-shaped stage and seating all around it. There are chairs right at the stage plus tables and stools around the perimeter. The private dance area is to the right when you walk in.

This place is peculiar in a number of ways. After paying the $25 cover, the reception gives you a wristband, which I guess allows you to exit and come back in w/o paying again. When I entered the main room, I went to check my phone and was told by the dudes in front of the LD/VIP area to keep in my pocket – um, ok! Then I asked for a drink & was told they only sell soft drinks, but the receptionist would bring me a complimentary bottled water. The explanation I was given is that this is how the place is able to have fully nude dancers. The thing is, that ‘benefit’ ended up being the main problem w/ the joint!

Now to the dancers. There were like 10-12 and on the positive side the lineup was much more diverse than what I was used to in terms of ethnicity. And they had several chicks who lived up to the DD nickname with big racks! But one thing that stood out to me was that the club played booty-shakin music nonstop while I was there & you couldn’t find round cheek for nothing up in there! TBH, other than 2 of the chicks (more on them to follow), I would’ve preferred not seeing the rest nude…