Midnight Express
3847 Sparta Hwy Smithville, TN 37166

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Guidinggecko
Dec 25, 2025, 11:37 AM
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Visited: Friday Evening

Went back on a Friday afternoon. I got there right at 5. Fellas, that is almost always a bad idea. 9 times out of 10 you end up sitting for 2 hours. Dancers begin trickling in around 630 ish. Most take an an hour to get ready. The place doesnt get bumping until around 9pm. Early on youre lucky if theres 2 girls. And theyre normally the desperate ones i dont like. Ive seen 20 girls there on the weekends, 9pm that is. 60 percent are hot. The other 40 start looking hotter as the night goes on. lmao. The vip rooms are still the same 100 for 15, 180 for 30. And I dont do hour longs so idk. Theres also an upgraded room upstairs for 250 for 30 minutes, but i feel like those are watched harder. Prices are set to go up 25 bucks in January, so ive heard. They recently made the 15 minute dances where the 25 dollar nudes dances were, but they put blacked out curtains over everything. This makes the 15 minute rooms more private than the 30. Now that's only if your curtain doesnt get hit by a breeze. Kindof weird to lock eyes with a dude while you are getting grinded on. Some light kissing and light touching in the vip rooms. Now there is a helluva lot of grinding. If that can get you off go for it. Keeping everything inside the jeans though. They recently began serving food but right now its just real simple foods, so dont be expecting a t bone and kitties. More like pizza rolls. Bathrooms are to the left as you walk in. Lap dances are 25 I believe per song. I never get them, always go back to the rooms. But I did learn from my brother that you can negotiate and get the dancers to honor the 3 for 25 if they like you. You can bring your own beer and they have beers for sale. Around 5 bucks.

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