One truism of strip clubs is...

One truism of strip clubs is the amount of fun you have is often directly porportional to the amount of money you spend and alcohol you drink.

All I can say is thank God my ATM cards have daily limits or otherwise I would have been in deep, deep trouble.

Had a great time with an older woman around 40, even though there were a lot of young hotties around, I figured I'd make time with them later. Anyway, after some shots and some fun conversation, I wound up in the VIP room with the older stripper. Had a freaking great time, too much fun really, she was skankified enough to let me do what I want and I was too drunk to care.