Poor man's Lodge.

I had some free time after leaving work early about 2p. There were about 4 cars in the parking lot. The front of the building looked like a all-flat facade off a state fair ride- all shit-brown verticle wood planks with a door, fake balconies and a large faded sign with the business name. No cover girl, so I walked in. Inside was similar, but a bit of a step down from The Lodge in Dallas- a large elk trophy and I am told a large stuffeb bear somewhere else with cave/cabin interior. I am told the "other side" is undergoing some remodeling rt now. I ended up on a side that has a medium sized pole stage with seating around it and high ceiling, followed by a similar sized room with low ceiling, a bar and the smallest pole stage in the world- THere was actually no stage, just a pole in the ground surrounded by a 2ft rustic circular ponywall. It looked just like a pole in the center of an outdoor firepit.hahhaha. Like the girl was gonna get burned at the stake.

I approached the bar, with a tall tender named Briana, and sat next to the only dancer in the club, a girl named M*****, dressed in a schoolgirl fit: white minishirt with a front tie and a way too short plaid skirt. We talked for a bit, informing me she grew up in town and was 18, also telling me that was one of three 18+ clubs she knew of in Phoenix. This is the point when her name was called by the DJ. She ran over to the "firepit" and danced two songs, carefull to aim her white panty doggy twerks right at me. During this time, 2 other customers showed up. When she was done, I reviewed the prices in my head that we had already discussed: $30/song LD in one downstairs room, 4/$100 in the "semi-vip" room, also downstairs, and by the clock in what she describes as private VIP rooms upstairs. I'd be lying if I said i remembered what she quoted me for the private rooms, but she was clear that each room "belonged to a girl", so I just take that to mean they were indeed private. I asked her what she wanted to do and she said "how about we get to know each other better upstairs for an hour?" I very well know I don't need an hour to do anything, and being my first time here, I opted for 4/$100.

The "semi-vip" room is a large closet-sized C-shaped room with a centerpiece island about a 20 inches off the ground. The perimeter of the room was lined with benches separated by thin plywood walls, probably 6-8 sections all the way around (except for the entrance, of course). You have to walk around to get to them tho, because of the 3x4ft island centerpiece. There, this 18y/o put on a pretty good show, with nonstop motion. There was plenty of ass and booby grabbing, but too much motion to breastfeed or OTP panty rubbing, which very well may have been the point. Two songs in, this girls had broken quite a sweat! She gave me close-ups of everything, including moving her thong aside while twerking in my face.