Kittens Cabaret
5800 4th Ave S Seattle, WA 98108

Had some fun on a weekday morning

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freefrank
Dec 17, 2025, 11:25 AM
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Visited: Wednesday Morning

My flight got delayed and I have several hours to kill so I stopped by this place (20min or so to the airport). Messaged my usual but she cannot be there in time so I headed there hoping to be lucky.

 

TUSCL tax: plenty of parking space and easy to find. One of the girls told me the pizza (or steak?) next door is actually pretty good. I never tried. 11 to enter including the drink. They do scam your ID now. Be prepared.

 

I arrived around 11:30 in the morning and was surprised to see almost 10 girls and maybe just 2 patrons including myself lol. Whenever I rejected one girl for lap dance, another would come in 30 seconds. Too bad there was a cute blonde one sitting in the sofa playing with her phone all the time. I haven’t done it much to go straight to a dancer and ask for a dance. Figured maybe I could just sit there long enough and then she’d come.

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Had some fun on a weekday morning