Mile High Club
18005 Eastex Freeway Service Rd Humble, TX 77396

Airport Layover must see!

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Redmango5
Dec 16, 2025, 1:29 PM
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Visited: Monday Afternoon

Had a 9-hour layover in IAH so did some research beforehand on where I can kill a couple hours and blow a couple dollars and this place's website prided itself on being the closest strip club to the airport but as the saying goes everything is indeed bigger in Texas and the club is still a 10-15 min Uber ride from the airport and it's located behind a medical industrial park in a standalone building with ample parking.

Another draw for this place was the Monday lunch special of 6 oz steak and lobster tail for $9.99, which seemed too good to be true and judging from another patron's dish (which smelled like the lobster was still swimming) I think I made the right decision on passing.

The club itself is open plan with a serviceable main stage and a satellite mini stage/pole on the floor among the tables.

The main bar is off too the left of the main stage and had decently priced domestics at $6. There is a 2 drink minimum so at that price you won't break the bank to enjoy the show.

The club opens at 11 am and I got there around 12pm. There was only one girl working when I first got there but she was soon joined by 3 others. It's topless not full nude and from what I saw it's only the hottest latinas working there!

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