Dingy Club, But 1 Hot Dancer Made the Night

I went for my first visit on a Monday night. I knew based on other reviews that the club in general was slow, and a Monday night just after open was likely to be as slow as it gets, and I wasn’t wrong.

They unlocked the outside doors and I went in. I was the only one in the club. No visible dancers or staff of any kind. A bartender came out and started setting up for the night but didn’t talk to me. Nobody charged a cover because nobody was there to charge it!

Since nobody was on stage I went and found a bench seat on the outside wall away from the stage and just chilled out there. It was 15 minutes before I saw my first signs of life. A hot younger woman (I would later learn she goes by Priscilla) and an older, average woman walked through the club. The older woman went on stage and started vaguely dancing for no one. Priscilla came out, made a beeline for me and sat on my lap.