I was in Bend on business,...

I was in Bend on business, and decided to drop by Bend's only stripclub (that I'm aware of) on a Tuesday, around 7pm. Cover was five bucks...I handed the cashier a $20, and was given $15 in singles for change. Taking the "George Washingtons" as my cue, I took a seat at the rail, and ordered a rum 'n' coke. The girls were friendly, doing two song sets. I had a "private" dance in the champagne room under the watchful eye of Mongo, the bouncer, who appeared after the lovely entertainer lead me into the room. Just as I had feared, the dance was all air.

So, cutting my losses, I paid the attractive entertainer her $20, went back out to the club floor, and ordered a burger. At least the burger was good. I've been to much better clubs in Oregon. I won't be back to Stars.