Purple Orchid
3275 S 61st St Philadelphia, PA 19153

Pretty lame but then...

VIP Review
Avatar for Frank1957
VIP
Frank1957
Nov 19, 2025, 1:48 AM
Dancers
Club Quality
Value
Visited: Tuesday Evening

Purple Orchid or Oasis? It's never an easy decision when driving on Passyunk/Essington in southwest Philly. At PO there's a better chance of striking out but also a better chance of a really good time. Oasis has the advantage with its updated atmosphere although PO's vintage decor is probably appealing to some. At both places the mix of dancers is heavily weighted to AA with PO having a higher percentage. The dancer attractiveness is variable at both places but Oasis has a higher average. This is counteracted by the likelihood of getting extras being higher at PO. My water is the same price at both but I'm guessing drinks are a buck or two cheaper at PO.

 

Last Tuesday I chose the Orchid, no cover at 6pm, and not too crowded. The sound system is so crappy it's tough to hear the entertainer's names but they did their stages, made the round for tips and mingled with the audience. Several were very friendly and fun to chat with but they were all overweight to one degree or another and that's not my style. After about two hours the place had gotten fuller but the lack of prospects had me headed to the door.

 

As I waited for a small crowd to thin at the entrance a familiar face appeared from the back room and stood right next to me. A slender, average height, medium skinned AA with a nice round butt, B chest, and a big smile. "I remember you from about 2 months ago" I said, "We only spoke briefly but I promised you I would return." She thought for a bit, then "I remember you, we were sitting right over there." She flashed her big smile, gave me a big hug and said "Thanks for coming back, I really appreciate that!" We chatted for a while and then she took me back to the communal room which was conveniently empty. When she removed her bottom before I even sat down I had a feeling I was in for a good time. She started smothering me with her hot body and giving me some friendly hand action. Then she sat on me facing me doing a fantastic grind while her tits rubbed on my face. Not expecting much of a reaction I said, "That's real nice, I'd love to fuck you in this position." "OK" was her immediate response as she climbed off me and got out junior and proceeded with a deep BBBJ to "get you lubed". After a minute or two of that she climbed back on me saying "I don't have any protection so just tap me before you come". I nodded my head in agreement as she slid me inside. I wish it had lasted longer but she was so nice and tight that I had to tap out after 5 min or so and she finished me with her hands. I wasn't sure what to tip for a variety sampler like that but she said $40 was good and I promised her I'd be back again

Full review available to VIP members

Unlock thousands of detailed, honest strip club reviews.

300K+ reviews • Trusted community since 1998