I know Miami Beach is not...

I know Miami Beach is not a hot bed of action strip club wise but Club Madonna was a total waste on my recent visit. It costs $10 just to walk in the door. Dancers on stage were lifeless. Maybe they get more lively as the night wears on but I could have fallen asleep and had dreams more pleasurable. I don't know why but I purchased a lap dance. I guess just to see if it was a lame as the rest of the so called action. It was. I admittedly made the mistake of paying her upfront, including a little extra which she promised ahead of time would allow for more intimate contact, both give and take. Well, the "intimate contact" consisted of crotch grinding only. Where I come from, if I'm paying $40 for a lap dance, the girl's got her hands in my pants before the end of song #1. I left quickly afterwards. I now know from personal experience what I had previously read: Don't go to South Beach for the strip clubs.