The math makes my head hurt

Haven’t been to Bogies in a few months and of course nothing has changed. $5 entry fee, domestic beer $8 plus tip.

The parking lot was pretty full on this Friday afternoon, and when I entered this sex cave, every seat at the bar was filled and it was the most crowded I’ve experienced. The bar was filled with old retirees. Sat at a wobbly round table and matching rickety stool.

The lineup of dancers was bad, even for Bogart standards. I was thinking about getting a pass for Henry’s from the doorman, but one of my all time favorites Samantha emerged from the VIP, of course topless, as she is a turnstile for mongers seeking to get off. After a quick catch-up, I decided to be next in line for this reliable performer, who was easily the cream of the crop on this afternoon. $10 for the wristband and off we went. Samantha offered a relative bargain $100 cbj or $200 FS, which I negotiated down to $150. She rocked me good and soon I was out the door and still collected the Henry’s free pass for next time!