Seedy, But Not Seedy Enough

Where do I start? It looks like any other strip club outside. Valet Parking is annoying and just another way for them to take my money. If I ever go back I'll figure something better. $20 at the door and you immediately get hit up for $5 non-alcoholic drinks. Nude club so pre-game if you need to. This place gives off a vibe that's a little seedy, but you're not sure if it's seedy enough to be crazy fun. It's also not clean enough to be considered classy. It's dimly lit, as it should be, but I'd like it to be darker. I don't need someone staring down my dances.

Hard to count how many girls because it seemed they'd appear and vanish into the dressing room randomly. Some would hammer the floor looking for tips, while others just didn't seem to care much. Variety of tastes here though from what I did see. White, AA, Asian, Latina all represented. Most have tattoos, but some more than others. Like them a little meaty? They've got that. Like them skinny? That too, although one girl looked like she should get paid in food. Rail thin and not in a good way. Quality ranges from a couple 5s to 8s. One Asian girl was a solid 9. I took a point off for the hair extensions or she'd be a legit 10.

I'm a latina fan personally and didn't see much until this petite little spinner came out of the dressing room. Said her name was Nana or Lala. Hard to make it out and I didn't feel like asking anymore. Maybe 5' tall, nicely proportioned little brown fucking machine. Probably Bs or maybe small Cs and all natural.