Playhouse Lounge
​1205 US Route 130 N Burlington, NJ 08016

Uninspiring visit - MILFs are only getting older by the day

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ah1974
Nov 2, 2025, 2:12 PM
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Visited: Saturday Evening

After a few month hiatus, I has an itch to see if anything really has been playing at playhouse. It's the same old MILF song been playing a million times over but only getting older by the day.

 

The basics - Easy in/out of 130, safe and plentiful parking. No cover before 5pm and $10 gets you a soda/water. Dances are still $30/4 mins and the toilet urinals are out of order again.

 

Now coming to the ladies - here it goes - Sharon in attendance looked older yet still one of the better looking ones here with an attitude. She didn't do any rounds and only saw 1-2 regulars but spent hours with them. Kyani, Lucy, Bia were all there but none of inspired me to do a dance with them. Selina stopped by and I will give her full marks for trying but her perfume was all over me and she is quite chubby in all the right and wrong places. Only Taylor looked good despite the overwhelming silicone. Not sure what's the deal with her. She did dance on the main floor but did'nt mingled with anyone and seemed to be managing the other ladies instead. She was the only one I was interested in dancing but did'nt had the opportunity. After about 1-2 hours of killing time and hoping some fresh faces or reliable ones will appear - none did. Threw in the towel and walked out with the spare cash intact.

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