Hit or Miss

Kittens is a small club, if you are looking for upscale professional club atmosphere, this is not the place for you. Visited here two Saturdays in the past couple months. Both times arrived after 11. Plenty of parking as it is on a decent sized lot in generally a quiet commercial area so it feels safe/nobody is around. Enter in a small vestibule and the bouncer checks your Id (no scan), cover was 10 dollars to get in. When you enter, there is a small bar on the left. You must go over if you want a drink, there are no waitresses. There is a small stage straight ahead on entry. Dancers do 3 song rotation, with tops coming off in the first song and most are nude by the second song.

This review is a tale of two nights. I believe it can be hit or miss at kittens. The first Saturday the place was decently busy there was probably 8 or so dancers working. Most were Latina/POC. With maybe 2 white. One of the white dancers is probably in her 50s and, while not my cup of tea, my friends and I had a good time as she dance bc she was working harder than every other person in there. There were a few Latinas who were prob 6-7 and a couple thicker black women (one of the other patrons tried to get me to go with one for a dance bc “she’s the real deal”). The other Saturday I went, it was completely dead. There was maybe 6 dancers working when I got there but then I watched 2-3 get changed and leave the club. I did not stick around too much to see how the night ended. I did hear one of the girls say they are not allowed to talk to people who are sitting at the stage offer them private dances. She made one customer who wanted a dance stand up and walk to the high top tables at the back of the main room.

I didn’t stay long enough to get private dances but I believe the prices here are accurate. Overall, if you are looking for more of a dive bar with strippers, this is your place, you will not find a bathroom attendant, bottle girls or anything of that nature