Yearly Tennyson Check-In - Looks Trending UP, Mileage Trending DOWN

Time for another annual Tennyson review. I've been coming to this local dive club in the Southwestern PA suburbs for 10+ years at this point. It's very reliable for a chill, low pressure experience and great value for your money for a strip club. Where the variability has always come in (and hence the need for yearly reviews) is in terms of dancer quality and mileage.

The inside has been described in my previous reviews so I will let you refer to those if you want details on what the place looks like. Cover is $10. No pat down or anything. Dances have always been and still remain $20 a song in little curtained lap dance booths along the outside walls of the main floor. No VIP or anything fancier available.

Of the 8 or so dancers working that night, I was pleasantly surprised at the improved quality. No fatties or women past their prime. Girls were predominantly white and seemed to range in age from early 20's - mid 30's. I would rate them all as 6 or 7 out of 10, depending on your preferences. At first glance after walking in, I was very ready to write a glowing review of this place in 2025.