Weak Saturday Night

I arrived at the House around 11pm on Saturday night, after parking across the street from the club. I parked on the street and was unsure if it was free or not, because the signs were confusing. Cover charge for the club was $25. There was a light pat down and I was instructed to go straight to the bar to buy a a drink and get change if I needed it. I ordered a mixed drink and it was $19! I asked the bartender about the price to make sure I was paying the right price.

The club is dated, with a mediocre look. After the drink, I scanned the room to see the talent. There were only about 2 other customers there, with about 20-25 dancers. There was an out of shape dancer on the stage closest to the front door and 2 thick dancers on the main stage in the middle of the club. There was 1 average looking dancer on the stage in the back of the club. All had on tops and bottoms.

I decided on a seat near the center of the club in a row close to the bar. Several girls walked by and I was underwhelmed. One girl stood next to me and wiggled against me, but I had no interest in her. Overall, the girls were in the 4-7 range. All were AA and mostly on the thick side and heavily tatted. 2 or 3 of the dancers looked 40ish. I didn't see any dancers I thought were appealing. After being there for about 10 minutes, 2 small crowds of men and women arrived.