Still An Absolute Dump

I really don’t understand what people love about this place other than the fact that 90 percent of the dancers here would be considered low hanging fruit at any other club in America. Came here Friday night just to check out what’s usually a dirty, depressing and grimy establishment and I hate to say nothing has changed in that regard. Rode my cycle up to the front door last night and paid a $25.00 dollar cover just to get in, but not before some yolked up white boy bouncer on PEDS offered me some smack for $50.00. Their bouncer is literally pushing weight outside this club - lmao. I kind of look like a Hells Angel so maybe that’s why but declined and he patted me down and waved me in. Went past the turn style after paying and walked right into a dark club illuminated with red spotlights everywhere. If you’re coming here to look for Victoria Secret models or anyone half decent looking for that matter - you’re SOL. This place is like walking into Jurassic Park and not in a good way. Half the dancers have disproportionate BBLs, mutated/bad butt lifts and or stretch marks that could circle the equator. The other half are overweight, look like they’re hopped up on meth or have garage tattoos plastered all over their body. Approached by “Cake” who’s been here for over a century it seems and asked if I wanted the works for 200 bucks - cheap but no thank you. Breath smelled like Hennessy and weed - declined and she jumped up and walked back into the dressing room pissed. Didn’t see the infamous Sky who apparently just got knocked up by one of her “sugar daddies” and no longer works there (for the time being)- at least that’s what some other dancer told me when I asked.

Kept scanning the club to see if there was anyone remotely attractive and had no luck. Most of these girls don’t even hit a 4 on the looks scale. I did get a dance from “S” who was the best looking dancer here by a long shot. Skinny Latina spinner who approached me for a dance on her rounds. After some quick deliberation/negotiation we went to the back and she did follow through with a 250 dollar protein shot butseemed bored doing it. Going through the motions like she does it 200 times a week but definitely no energy. Actually yawned before we got started (lol). The dance was only 125 bucks for 15 minutes which is cheaper than the other COI clubs but still no passion or enthusiasm - wouldn’t repeat. Most of the dancers here look like TJ transplants or blade runners. Left after an hour and rode the Harley back home. COI just ain’t where it’s at right now. I’ll stick to Orange County for the time being.