Shedding a Little Light on the Limo
I wasn’t really planning to write a review about this visit for three reasons:
1. I don’t really need the VIP credit. With more than 300 published reviews here, my VIP membership is already “paid up” until September 2039, at which time I will probably be aged out of this hobby and will no longer need to be reading reviews. Perhaps will even be *unable* to read reviews. LOL
2. There are lots of recent, excellent reviews of this club with plenty of good info. For well-written compendiums of helpful details, see *any* of the reviews posted by @gobstopper007 .
3. My recent visit was unusual because I only interacted with one dancer and paid absolutely zero attention to anyone else, so I won’t be able to provide the kinds of details most members want to see in reviews (number and types of dancers working, stage work, crowd demographics, etc.).
That said, I want to mention a number of things about this club that rarely (or never) get included in Treasure Club reviews, which I feel are important, especially for anyone planning to make a first visit to TC in Greensboro. Some are policies that will deter people from coming at all.
I’ve been to this club more than a few times, but my last previous visit was quite a while ago. That fact figures into to something that came up on my recent visit, which I’ll mention below when I get around to describing that.
**Membership**
First off, there is a sign outside that says it’s a “membership club only” or something to that effect. I believe that’s a relic of a North Carolina law, relatively recently repealed, that said if an establishment serves alcohol but does not get at least 50% of its revenue from food (like a restaurant), *it can only operate as a private club*. The first time I ran into this was about 20 years ago when I wanted to hear a band playing at a bar and had to pay $1 to become a member.
I actually do have a membership here at TC, and my membership card says “Member Since 2/2019.” It also has my name, my birth date, my “ID” – which is my driver’s license number – and the name of the “Verified By” person (Jessie) who wrote everything in with a pen. It’s hard for me to remember the details of becoming a member more than six years ago, but I don’t recall that it cost me anything to do so. Maybe it did, but if so, the amount was, obviously, not memorable. Anyway, you may be asked to become a member.
**Entry**
On my latest visit I was asked for my ID, and I also showed them my membership card. Notably, they scanned the back of my driver’s license, which I know will be a deal-killer for some of you. I was then surprised that I was not charged a cover (even though it was after 9:00 pm on a Friday night). Was this because I’m a member? I don’t know, and didn’t ask. Before entering the club, I was asked to remove any metal from my pockets and was wanded. BTW, everyone who works here, from the girls to the staff, is very pleasant and friendly.
**The Limo**
A week ago in a comment on a TC review, @Jascoi said, “So what is the 'limo'?” and mentioned his experience with the Zona Shuttle in Tijuana (which I have ridden in many times). “Is it an actual limousine or a converted van or what?” @gobstopper posted a short reply, but let me tell you a few more things, because unless I’m wrong, I think TC is the only club in the U.S. that offers this service. (Others can chime in if I’m mistaken).
If you decide to do a limo ride, you and your dancer will request that at the DJ booth. You will be required to pay up front, have your ID photocopied (again, a deal breaker for some), and sign some paperwork that I have never read. You will then be led by your driver through the main part of the club, through the not-private-and-ultra-low-mileage LD area, then past the semi-private-but-still-low-mileage LD rooms, and out to the garage where your limo is waiting. (BTW, @gobstopper007 says that the limo is really the only place at TC for guaranteed extras, and I concur.)
The two limos at TC are real limousines. The driver’s area is separated from the back, which has standard limo couch-type seating that could hold a fair number of people, like if you had a group of people going to the prom. For a $20 tip (strongly recommended), the limo driver will close the partition between the front and the back – **but see the big caveat below**. The windows are heavily tinted and, night or day, no one from the outside can see in. Unlike most of the rooms inside the club, *there are no cameras in here* and anything is possible with a willing dancer. There is a sound system (radio) back there that lets you control the volume. The driver will take you for a ride on the roads around the area for 15, 30, 45 or 60 minutes (or maybe more) – whatever you pay for in advance. See other reviews for a full list of prices. Keep an eye on the time so that when the limo returns and the driver opens your door, you are, um, presentable.
**My Recent Visit**
When I entered the club, most of the seats in the main room were taken, so I took a seat at the bar next to a young, pretty girl. I immediately struck up a conversation with her and soon realized that I didn’t even have to check out who else was working. I was surprised – and a little taken aback – to learn that not only had she just been working at TC for a week, it was the first club she had ever worked in. Normally, this would be a red flag for me. However, through all my professional training and work experience and years of strip club mongering, I’m really good at reading people, and I could tell she was a real gem.
When she asked if I wanted to do a two-for-$30 dance, I did not hesitate, as individual dances here are $25 each. I also knew that touching in the general LD room is one-way touching at best, and contact is minimal, but at least I would get to see more of her body and get a sense of her comfort with me. We were the only ones in there, and while she was in my lap, I did get busted – well, gently reminded twice – by the bouncer that I was not allowed to have my hands anywhere near the dancer’s body. Obviously, cameras are monitored.
That said, she was, as I said, a real gem. Afterwards, she wanted to hang out at the bar, and it’s funny – we were actually able to engage in more physical contact at the bar than in the $25 LD room. Anyway, she was lamenting that she had hoped we could do more. So, of course, I asked if she had done a limo there yet during her first week. When she said no, I proceeded to tell her what was possible in the limo and what I wanted to do. I was frank and asked what she was comfortable with. We had great rapport and she eagerly decided that I would be the one to break her limo cherry, so to speak.
I’m not going to go into the personal specifics of our time in the limo (sorry, I don’t kiss and tell), but I’m going to mention one thing that surprised us both. Before we got in the limo, I tipped the driver $20 with the unspoken understanding that that would get him to raise the partition between front and back. When we left the garage, he raised the partition all but about two inches. We both asked him to close it all the way, and he told us – very nicely, but disappointingly – that *since neither of us had done three limo rides yet, their firm policy was not to raise the partition all the way*. I said I had done quite a few limo rides in past. He said (again, very nicely) that their records did not indicate that. Well, it has been a long time for me, and I guess their records don’t go back that far. Regardless, I knew it was the dancer’s first time, so arguing would just have been a waste of time. The two of us jointly decided that nothing would keep us from having our fun, and a marvelous time was had, without restriction. Digits were exchanged for future fun.
OK, I know this is a long review, but I hope I have been able to help folks out and shed some light on the mysteries of “the limo.”
