Nice club, beautiful girls, mileage may vary.

I was in Miami for the weekend with a friend a few weeks ago and we stopped by Scarlett’s around 10pm on a Friday. The night was immediately entertaining; as we got out of our ride a lady with a small group was doing her best Real Housewives audition and yelling at the doorman, and she told us not to waste our money here, place sucks, blah blah. I don’t know exactly what her issue was, but it was clear she was either denied entry or kicked out. The rest of her group (mix of guys and girls) seemed embarrassed and were trying to pull her away. It was pretty clear that whatever happened the club was probably right to turn her away, she seemed very obnoxious, so I chalked this up as a good sign that the club does not tolerate poor behavior.

Our IDs were checked at the door, then we paid a $20 cover (each) to a very attractive and friendly door girl. She asked if it was our first time at Scarlett’s, and after we told her it was she introduced us to a guy who I assume was a manager or floor guy. He was very nice, introduced himself, asked our names, and asked if there was anything specific we were interested in that night, did we want to consider a VIP table, etc. I told him we weren’t interested in a VIP table but we would like to sit, have some drinks, and that we would be buying some dances. He walked us to a table about 10 feet away from the main stage and asked if it was okay. We said yes and then he introduced us to a really cute blonde waitress with an incredible body who was walking over as she saw him bringing us in. I can’t remember her name, but she was the best waitress I’ve ever had at a strip club. On top of being as hot as some of the hottest dancers, she was very friendly and attentive. She asked us if we wanted a tour of the place, we told her maybe after we got settled and ordered a couple of Modelos. I don’t remember the exact price of the beers, they aren’t cheap but also not outrageous , $7-$8 I think.

There were about 15 other customers there when we arrived, which seemed light for a Friday night but it was raining hard when we got there, and it progressively got more crowded through the night. Mix of what appeared to be a few regulars, out of towners like us, and couples. More couples came in throughout the night, most I’ve ever seen in one night at a strip club but this place did have more of a party/club atmosphere as it got later.

About 20 girls, that number kept increasing as the night went on. The place was very clean, the lighting was pretty good (not too dark), and while the music was a little loud I thought the DJ did a good job of setting and maintaining the vibe throughout the night.