Legs and Eggs is a Thing at Hitching Post

So this was the first time I ever go to a strip club this early. I can’t believe this is a thing. I arrived for what they call legs and eggs at 10:00 am. I walk in to the rectangular bar that has been described hundreds of times on this website. People are ordering pancakes and coffee as half naked girls come around for tips and it was a bit surreal. The girls were all pretty cute, mostly all 7 and 8 on a scale from 1-10, the majority of the girls are different variants of white or light skinned Latinas, I noted girls from Brazil, Colombia, Dominican Republic, Cuba and Venezuela. None of the girls were old, they all appear to be between 20-34 years old. I spoke to two in particular. A hot Dominican and a gorgeous Colombian named Mia. I took the Colombian for a few lap dances which are in a booth in the rear of club. The dances are $20 each. Mia was hot, she immediately removed her top and encouraged me to fondle her breasts; by the second song she pulls aside her bikini and starts fondling herself, needless to say it was a very sensual and enjoyable dance. Total cost was $50 and it was well worth it.

To be honest I had never been to a strip club before noon but based on this visit, I will definitely return.